“Cleaning House,” by Daniel Holland
Saturday, June 30th, 2007VACUUM SUCKS
You know those little things in the carpet that try to hide? When you vacuum “hide and seek” becomes “hide and suck.”
If you have a cheap vacuum, vacuuming becomes a hockey game. The goalie is under the mat. The cheaper the vacuum, the bigger the mat. As a kid I used to shoot marbles. […]






